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Wasn’t Expecting Keke Palmer’s Under-Butt Tattoo

What I do not understand is why Keke Palmer decided to have a child with a man who apparently wanted to start a traditional family. Why did she decide to become a mother, then revert to bring out her inner-stripper-bad-naughty-girl routine on every billboard or newsroom? Her son’s father is right, “You’re a mother now!”

Yes, I know, the worldly women will defend her saying who gave us the ideals of what a mother is? Why can’t a mother put her “under-butt” tattoo and breast all over the world-wide-web? Primarily because this breaks rule 101 in the Universe; do unto others as you would they do unto you. 

Most kids or children, would not and do not want to hear all day how fine and endowed their parents are. If kids or children wouldn’t want it, parents shouldn’t do it, even for sales or popularity.

Keke Palmer, one of my favorites and still is, has hit…

THE FAILURE SYSTEM

Dr. Failure


On a private note; Keke won.

Damn Keke, you won, you failed and yet passed; a true strategic fail. How? This whole thing was a publicity stunt with even your sons’ father in on the play. Their only goal, her only goal was to get good ole, Dr. Failure to write about it, and I did. She failed and won at the same time. Well done, Keke, well done. Come to my office, let’s do the damn interview.

The Failure System was started by Oseudn ODuiwado, a Nigerian-born counselor, who goes by the professional name and brand, Dr. Imma Beyah Fayalar (pronounced Eema Bay-yah Fa-ya-lar), who created The Failure System. The Failure System is a moxie program that caters to your specific result, either something you desire to be successful for you or a way to relieve stress because of a certain desire. The results of The Failure System are assured; you must be specifically invited by Dr. Fayalar himself! Good luck, go and fail.

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