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    Wife Cuts Off Intimacy Husband Turns to Caveman

    Here is a client of ours sneaking around onto the Dear Carolyn advice column. We caught her. Watch this! Dear Carolyn: A few years ago, I quit having sex with my husband. For a while, he slept on the couch, but now he’s taken to sleeping in a tent in the backyard — even in the dead of winter! It’s so embarrassing. I’ve begged him to sleep inside, but he says he likes sleeping in the fresh air. I’m sure all our neighbors are talking about how he’s sleeping like a caveman. How can I make him come to his senses and sleep like a human being? – Sponsor: Need…

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    The Rise and Failure of Mikey Williams: From Basketball Phenom to Legal Battle

    Who is Mikey Williams? This is a very good question. Here’s our answer; he’s a very good client and poster-child for The Failure System: Mikey Williams Background: In a shocking turn of events, teenage basketball sensation Mikey Williams, once hailed as the future of the sport, finds himself entangled in a legal battle that threatens to derail his promising career and maybe even his life. Just over a year ago, Williams confidently declared his ambition to become a billionaire by the age of 25. However, the events that have unfolded since then serve as a stark reminder of how swiftly a celebrated prospect’s dreams can unravel. A Swift Rise to…

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    Sam Bankman-Fried: The Maverick Shaping the Future of Cryptocurrency, Fried!

    In the world of cryptocurrency, where innovation and disruption are the name of the game, one name has been making significant waves: Sam Bankman-Fried. While not a household name like Elon Musk or Warren Buffett, Bankman-Fried is a force to be reckoned with in the cryptocurrency sphere, and his influence is growing rapidly. Who is Sam Bankman-Fried? Born in 1992, Sam Bankman-Fried is a relatively young but incredibly successful entrepreneur and cryptocurrency enthusiast. He graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) with a degree in physics, an academic background that might seem worlds apart from the complexities of cryptocurrency. However, it’s precisely this blend of analytical thinking and a…