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    Bill Belichick And Girlfriend Jordon Hudson Are Smiles

    Bill Belichick, 72, and Girlfriend Jordon Hudson, 24, Are All Smiles in Photos From Summer Getaway I wonder if they ever think for moment, “What are we doing?” Bill to self: “What am I doing? Jordon to self: “What am I doing? What’s happening here? 24 times 3 = 72 … Bill has lived three of her lifetimes; in a traditional African American family, he’s her great granddad (we have our children early). I’m sure Jordon’s father isn’t as old as Bill; let’s say he is 60… I wish them the best but it is mind bending to accept this as anything normal because in literal reality, it isn’t. Not…

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    Doorstop Rock Turns Out To Be Worth Over $1 Million

    The question is, is it still worth $1 Million dollars? The Failure System says, YES! They say one person’s trash is another’s treasure, and in this case, a chunk of ‘rock’ used as a doorstop for decades turned out to be a literal treasure by any measure. An elderly woman in southeast Romania had found a 3.5-kilogram (7.7-pound) stone in a nearby stream and brought it home, where it served as a trusty doorstop for years. However, what she didn’t realize was that this simple ‘rock’ was actually one of the largest intact chunks of amber ever discovered, valued at around €1 million, or approximately $1.1 million, according to a…

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    Dame Dash Clothing Line

    “How is Jay the king and the CEO of Roca Wear when Dame bringing in $400 Million…???“ Choke No Joke goes in on defending Dame Dash… #thefailuresystem Do you really want to fail? Here is a system you should fail in greatly… WA Site Rubix... come on in and fail!* *This is an affiliated sponsored link; theFailureSystem.com would be compensated if you try the service and fail or succeed. Dr. Failure will help you fail nontheless!

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    US Decline Rise Of BRICS Damaging US Failing Economy

    If you understand what this professor, Professor Richard Wolff is saying to correspondent Lena Petrova, then you know it is about time to get a passport, consolidate with like-knowledgeable peers or groups, to live both here in the US and in one of the southern basin countries of Africa (AZZNBS). AZZNBS stands for Angola, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Namibia, Botswana, and South Africa. Watch Video First concern is the national US debt! The United States’ trillion-dollar debt, now exceeding $30 trillion, has accumulated over decades due to persistent budget deficits, economic crises, and tax policies. Historically, the debt began to rise significantly post-World War II, but it surged particularly in the 1980s,…

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    Wife Cuts Off Intimacy Husband Turns to Caveman

    Here is a client of ours sneaking around onto the Dear Carolyn advice column. We caught her. Watch this! Dear Carolyn: A few years ago, I quit having sex with my husband. For a while, he slept on the couch, but now he’s taken to sleeping in a tent in the backyard — even in the dead of winter! It’s so embarrassing. I’ve begged him to sleep inside, but he says he likes sleeping in the fresh air. I’m sure all our neighbors are talking about how he’s sleeping like a caveman. How can I make him come to his senses and sleep like a human being? – Sponsor: Need…

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    The Rise and Failure of Mikey Williams: From Basketball Phenom to Legal Battle

    Who is Mikey Williams? This is a very good question. Here’s our answer; he’s a very good client and poster-child for The Failure System: Mikey Williams Background: In a shocking turn of events, teenage basketball sensation Mikey Williams, once hailed as the future of the sport, finds himself entangled in a legal battle that threatens to derail his promising career and maybe even his life. Just over a year ago, Williams confidently declared his ambition to become a billionaire by the age of 25. However, the events that have unfolded since then serve as a stark reminder of how swiftly a celebrated prospect’s dreams can unravel. A Swift Rise to…

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    Sam Bankman-Fried: The Maverick Shaping the Future of Cryptocurrency, Fried!

    In the world of cryptocurrency, where innovation and disruption are the name of the game, one name has been making significant waves: Sam Bankman-Fried. While not a household name like Elon Musk or Warren Buffett, Bankman-Fried is a force to be reckoned with in the cryptocurrency sphere, and his influence is growing rapidly. Who is Sam Bankman-Fried? Born in 1992, Sam Bankman-Fried is a relatively young but incredibly successful entrepreneur and cryptocurrency enthusiast. He graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) with a degree in physics, an academic background that might seem worlds apart from the complexities of cryptocurrency. However, it’s precisely this blend of analytical thinking and a…

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    Wasn’t Expecting Keke Palmer’s Under-Butt Tattoo

    What I do not understand is why Keke Palmer decided to have a child with a man who apparently wanted to start a traditional family. Why did she decide to become a mother, then revert to bring out her inner-stripper-bad-naughty-girl routine on every billboard or newsroom? Her son’s father is right, “You’re a mother now!” Yes, I know, the worldly women will defend her saying who gave us the ideals of what a mother is? Why can’t a mother put her “under-butt” tattoo and breast all over the world-wide-web? Primarily because this breaks rule 101 in the Universe; do unto others as you would they do unto you.  Most kids…

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    Chapter 1: Strategic Fail as Opposed to Passive Fail

    Chapter 1: Strategic Fail as Opposed to Passive Fail What we’ll cover: Passive Failing vs Strategic Failing | Which is Better? | Why Strategically Failing is Great | The Science behind strategic failing Types of Failures in Methodology Most people in life are passively failing. The inordinate number of people who lack the success they truly want is actually just overwhelming. Most people claim to try and live successful lives, but the reality is that they are passively trying to fail. It became my greatest interest, even life obsession, to retool people and arm them with the skill and unconventional habit of trying to fail. That is to fail on…

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    Ja Morant is the Failure System Right Now

    Ja Morant is the Failure System right now because he’s failing big time and he’s not even one of our clients yet. Ja Morant is in the news because of his behavior is not bad, but it is detrimental to the organizations he represents. We thought we’d share what the Failure System (TFS) is and show how our guy Ja, is tearing up the game in the Failure System. The Failure System: Be Reactive: Ja Morant is not taking responsibility for his life and actions. He’s giving words responsibility, but he’s not taking it. He’s reacting to things and that is the key in TFS. Number two, he’s got the…